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Post by Tibidabo on Nov 25, 2017 11:52:01 GMT
Bad puns make me hot and cross. Oh, I simply cannot resist this.... Was warned yesterday that as it is so cold, I should keep my gloves handy. Ahem, well, they obviously didn't want you to end up as an Arctic Monkey did they? (It's ok, I'll walk.)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2017 11:59:37 GMT
Was warned yesterday that as it is so cold, I should keep my gloves handy. Oh, and another from a certain board member this morning (no names, but no angel) didn't help matters. Bad puns make me hot and cross. That’s how I like my buns. Stick to mince pies this time of year though...
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Post by viserys on Nov 25, 2017 13:27:48 GMT
The universe conspired this morning to make me happy. For some reason I could use the BBC iPlayer again, so I watched the docu about the real Jamie during (and after) breakfast. Not sure how long my luck holds.
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Post by lynette on Nov 25, 2017 16:55:22 GMT
Choc cake today. I’m getting it all wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2017 10:50:52 GMT
My Dog-Sitting saga continues with: the dog is now in season. Great, just bloody great. Might have been nice to mention that might happen. So now I'm cleaning up all kinds of mess. And it's a howling monstrosity.
Also just f***ing neuter your pets people.
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Post by Tibidabo on Nov 26, 2017 11:21:34 GMT
When medical student daughter asks "How are you mum?" and you answer honestly.
People, apparently I have African trypanosomiasis.💉😷😱
And the good news is that there are 5 years and 46 weeks until she is unleashed onto you lot.....😅
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Post by TallPaul on Nov 26, 2017 11:31:11 GMT
apparently I have African trypanosomiasis. Well in that case, I hope I don't find myself 'sitting' next to you at the theatre anytime soon!
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Post by Tibidabo on Nov 26, 2017 11:51:32 GMT
Well in that case, I hope I don't find myself 'sitting' next to you at the theatre anytime soon! Gold star for TallPaul!
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Post by TallPaul on Nov 26, 2017 11:54:48 GMT
Can't I have a doggy sticker instead, Miss?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2017 12:28:10 GMT
apparently I have African trypanosomiasis. Well in that case, I hope I don't find myself 'sitting' next to you at the theatre anytime soon! I’ve just looked it up. If she’s got that she could be sh*tting next to any one of us in the theatre...
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Post by Tibidabo on Nov 26, 2017 12:35:32 GMT
I'd be the one snoring! (Have you confused it with the South American version?)
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Post by michalnowicki on Nov 27, 2017 9:30:41 GMT
Went to friends last night. Friend insisted on cocktails. I am in a bit of a "state" this morning. If you tell me something sad, I might cry. At least I'm leaving the office in 7.5 hours. *sobs*
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Post by TallPaul on Nov 27, 2017 10:06:09 GMT
If you tell me something sad, I might cry. Shelley Winters dies in The Poseidon Adventure without ever seeing her grandchild.
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Post by michalnowicki on Nov 27, 2017 10:26:22 GMT
If you tell me something sad, I might cry. Shelley Winters dies in The Poseidon Adventure without ever seeing her grandchild.
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Post by TallPaul on Nov 27, 2017 10:37:43 GMT
To her credit, it is one of the best ever on-screen deaths.
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Post by michalnowicki on Nov 27, 2017 10:44:59 GMT
I've also just found out that chances of me marrying Prince Harry dropped significantly. Worst. Day. Ever.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 11:38:17 GMT
I've also just found out that chances of me marrying Prince Harry dropped significantly. Worst. Day. Ever. Poor, poor Michal. There's nothing we can do about Prince Harry. That ship has sailed... However, despite TallPaul trying to ruin your day, Shelley Winter's grandchild wasn't that fussed about Grandma's watery death in her Poseidon Adventure: So it's not all doom and gloom.
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Post by michalnowicki on Nov 27, 2017 11:42:47 GMT
I wonder if her grandchild was born wicked, or did she have wickedness thrust upon her...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2017 19:00:40 GMT
I have to say Phil Collins was absolutely f***ing excellent on Sunday.
No doubting his commitment to his material at all, a sweeter voice than you'd think.
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Post by dippy on Nov 28, 2017 20:29:45 GMT
Tired and cold sums up my day, at least it's just two more days till my weekend. Working outside at this time of year means getting to work at 5:30 and finishing at 16:30 because of daylight. If only I found it easy to go to sleep before midnight, would make life much easier.
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Post by bellboard27 on Nov 29, 2017 13:00:23 GMT
I often get stopped in the street for one reason or another, but this was new.
Foreign gentleman: Excuse me Me: Yes FG: “Female” means “woman”, right? Me: Yes FG: Thanks
That was the entire conversation.
I feel my roadside dictionary service has just begun.
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Post by michalnowicki on Nov 29, 2017 14:05:01 GMT
I often get stopped in the street for one reason or another, but this was new. Foreign gentleman: Excuse me Me: Yes FG: “Female” means “woman”, right? Me: Yes FG: Thanks That was the entire conversation. I feel my roadside dictionary service has just begun. I can see you performing in Edinburgh Fringe as a "Dictionary man"!
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Post by TallPaul on Nov 30, 2017 14:39:21 GMT
It's been snowing in the East Riding, and it's heading west. It's certainly cold enough to settle. Because I'm 'nesh', as we say up here, I'm wearing four layers, with little noticeable effect. Meanwhile, postal delivery operatives are still walking around in a t-shirt and shorts.
In other news, I bought a 1st class stamp at dinnertime. 65p. I nearly fainted. As much as I love my niece, she's getting an e-card next birthday!
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Post by anita on Nov 30, 2017 14:42:09 GMT
Yes it was snowing here in Welling this morning but luckily not enough to settle. [London/Kent borders].
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Post by Tibidabo on Nov 30, 2017 15:55:31 GMT
postal delivery operatives are still walking around in a t-shirt and shorts. In other news, I bought a 1st class stamp at dinnertime. 65p. I nearly fainted. As much as I love my niece, she's getting an e-card next birthday! Scrooge! Go on! Pay up! Then maybe your poor postie will be able to afford the other half of his trousers.
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