Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2017 12:38:26 GMT
This one is only for those of us who believe in Santa…
This year he is pulling out all the stops. He’s asked us to have a special think about our Christmas List over the next couple of weeks. Because he will arrange a special one off performance of a show of our choice. It can be any play or musical. And this will be a Top of the Line production, involving the very best directors, set designers, lighting designers, musicians, choreographers, you name it…! He will arrange the staging in a venue of our choice, and it will feature two of our favourite performers, dead or alive! One has to be male; one must be female. And… (ooohh, he is nice!)… he will allow us a Plus One. Anyone we like! Performer, singer, sportsman, politician, or simply a member of our family...
He’ll pick us up at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve, whisk us up in his sleigh, and we’ll travel over the rooftops. He’ll drop us at the door of the theatre, and we’ll be shown to our seats. Champagne, programmes, nibble-box… they’ll all be thrown in. And he’ll return us home when the applause finally dies.
BUT rules is rules! There’s to be none of this “I can’t decide so I’ve named two shows…” malarkey; “I want two men instead of one man and one woman…” nonsense. There’s to be absolutely no bending of the rules. (He’s aware that there are several here with the potential to bend.) Any benders’ lists will be shredded and added to the reindeer food. You’ve been warned!
So-
1 Your show
2 Chosen male performer
3 Chosen female performer
4 Venue of your choice
5 Your Plus One
And none of this Leaving it until the Last Minute lark. A top-notch show’ll need plenty of preparation.
Start thinking.
And remember your best handwriting…!
This year he is pulling out all the stops. He’s asked us to have a special think about our Christmas List over the next couple of weeks. Because he will arrange a special one off performance of a show of our choice. It can be any play or musical. And this will be a Top of the Line production, involving the very best directors, set designers, lighting designers, musicians, choreographers, you name it…! He will arrange the staging in a venue of our choice, and it will feature two of our favourite performers, dead or alive! One has to be male; one must be female. And… (ooohh, he is nice!)… he will allow us a Plus One. Anyone we like! Performer, singer, sportsman, politician, or simply a member of our family...
He’ll pick us up at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve, whisk us up in his sleigh, and we’ll travel over the rooftops. He’ll drop us at the door of the theatre, and we’ll be shown to our seats. Champagne, programmes, nibble-box… they’ll all be thrown in. And he’ll return us home when the applause finally dies.
BUT rules is rules! There’s to be none of this “I can’t decide so I’ve named two shows…” malarkey; “I want two men instead of one man and one woman…” nonsense. There’s to be absolutely no bending of the rules. (He’s aware that there are several here with the potential to bend.) Any benders’ lists will be shredded and added to the reindeer food. You’ve been warned!
So-
1 Your show
2 Chosen male performer
3 Chosen female performer
4 Venue of your choice
5 Your Plus One
And none of this Leaving it until the Last Minute lark. A top-notch show’ll need plenty of preparation.
Start thinking.
And remember your best handwriting…!