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Post by alece10 on Jun 16, 2022 14:57:45 GMT
Following in from mention in the Cinderella thread.
I'll start the ball rolling.
"Flatter now!".
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Post by richey on Jun 16, 2022 15:21:52 GMT
Not a day goes by without me using at least one quote.
The last one I used was
"Longitude or latitude, my attitude is gratitude "
And yesterday was a particular favourite of mine
"Every gusset a memory"
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Post by Peter on Jun 16, 2022 15:35:38 GMT
"Not bleakly, not meekly..."
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Post by vdcni on Jun 16, 2022 16:25:29 GMT
"I say mended - a shifty looking youth in plimsolls came and waggled my aerial and wolfed my Gypsy Creams but that's the comprehensive system for you."
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Post by nottobe on Jun 16, 2022 17:00:12 GMT
'I'm looking for my friend Kimberly. Have you seen her?'
And of course 'Two soups', especially quoted when going out for lunch somewhere.
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Post by confessor on Jun 16, 2022 17:07:38 GMT
Never touch prawns. I've heard they hang around sewage outlet pipes treading water with their mouths open. They LOVE it.
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Post by confessor on Jun 16, 2022 17:09:00 GMT
What was it muesli? *Nervous look to camera* What was it? Muesli?
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Jun 16, 2022 17:10:09 GMT
Don’t go meddlin’ wi’ modelin’ Madeleine
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Post by richey on Jun 16, 2022 17:25:58 GMT
Don’t go meddlin’ wi’ modelin’ Madeleine you'd be very middlin' |
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Post by bimse on Jun 16, 2022 18:06:10 GMT
Julie Walters directing Shakespeare……
“it may be Shakespeare, but it’s got to be fun, fun, fun! “
“and you three witches, don’t just stand there, do a bit of business with your shower caps ! “
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Post by bimse on Jun 16, 2022 18:13:02 GMT
From Acorn Antiques:
“ Gainsborough’s Blue Boy ? Yes, I think we have that in mauve “
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Post by ptwest on Jun 16, 2022 18:21:59 GMT
Also from Acorn Antiques:
“Sometimes I think that being widowed is God’s way of telling you to come off the pill.”
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Post by alece10 on Jun 16, 2022 20:57:59 GMT
"Is it on the trolley?"
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Post by alece10 on Jun 16, 2022 20:58:33 GMT
Welcome to the world of Sacherelle.
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Post by talkingheads on Jun 17, 2022 7:24:56 GMT
I can quote most of Pat and Margaret, but this one's always been my favourite:
"I'm Valerie, Lady Charleson. I'm Knightsbridge, I'm grooming, I'm camisoles. I can't be seen to have a blood relative with a Lancashire accent and a perm you could go trick-or-treating in!"
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Post by Deal J on Jun 17, 2022 7:28:40 GMT
We think we've got hens... in the skirting boards!
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Post by Bickers on Jun 17, 2022 8:23:20 GMT
"ooh, nasty blouse"
"her ears are in the wrong place for a polo neck"
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Post by alece10 on Jun 17, 2022 8:42:24 GMT
Anyone know the famous Thora Hird line from Pat & Margaret about the eiderdown? I can't remember it but it was a classic.
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Post by theatreian on Jun 17, 2022 9:01:44 GMT
Don't have the gateau..I've just seen her scratch her armpit with the cake slice
Can i get past, I'm not having a sweet. Very wise with those hips.
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Post by theatreian on Jun 17, 2022 9:04:21 GMT
Anyone know the famous Thora Hird line from Pat & Margaret about the eiderdown? I can't remember it but it was a classic. Son: She's given me love and care and a wonderful sex life. Mother: You've had a sex life? Where have you had it? Son: On your bed. Mother (aghast): Not on the eiderdown? |
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Post by PhantomNcl on Jun 17, 2022 11:45:04 GMT
"I got this cold off Susan on smoked meats. Well they're not smoked when they come, but she's on 60 a day"
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Post by Deal J on Jun 17, 2022 11:47:30 GMT
Don't have the gateau..I've just seen her scratch her armpit with the cake slice Can i get past, I'm not having a sweet. Very wise with those hips. You’ve a look of Eva Braun, did you know? |
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Post by hulmeman on Jun 17, 2022 12:33:29 GMT
So many!
"First day I met her she said I'm a radical feminist lesbian, I thought what would the Queen mum do"
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Post by talkingheads on Jun 17, 2022 16:06:35 GMT
dinnerladies was wall to wall laughs.
Jean (alluding to perfume) Can you smell my Charlie?
and
Angry Woman: I've got high blood pressure and water retention, know what that gives you?
Bren: Boiling water?
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Jun 17, 2022 16:31:39 GMT
I said to her what’s that smell? She said “it’s Ma Griffe”. I said it wants a wash!
- Kitty
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