1,089 posts
|
Post by tonyloco on Mar 22, 2019 11:12:02 GMT
I immediately exclaimed in a loud falsetto voice:
"Oh, my seat's all covered in coats!"
This rather surprising outburst had the desired effect and there was a flurry of people in adjoining seats reclaiming their garments so that I could occupy the place for which I had paid. It never happened again!
I love the detail of the falsetto voice. Please say you also either placed one hand on your forehead and extended the other, or threw both up in horror. I also like the "it never happened again" as though word had got around! "No, no, what are you doing? Don't put your coat there, I've heard there's this person who turns up and shrieks in a really high voice!" No, the loud falsetto cry was not accompanied by any theatrical gestures apart from whatever expression I may have had on my face! As to the next part, the Amphitheatre patrons in those days were a close-knit community when that part of the house had its own entrance in Floral Street via a long flight of stairs and was totally separate from the 'downstairs' areas of Stalls, Stalls Circle, Grand Tier and Balcony Stalls, so it is quite possible that my reputation as a shrieker over coats on seats may well have become established among those who sat in the Amphi!
|
|
|
Post by Mr Snow on Mar 22, 2019 11:58:07 GMT
People who sit on the outside seat on the Bus, I will make a bee line for you.
I have giraffe like legs and in such circumstances I'm much less careful about keeping them straight.
Now you can't say you haven't been warned.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2019 13:11:21 GMT
People who sit on the outside seat on the Bus, I will make a bee line for you. I have giraffe like legs and in such circumstances I'm much less careful about keeping them straight. Now you can't say you haven't been warned. I will always sit on the outside seat on a bus. I get claustrophobic if I take a window seat, so it’s not always about not wanting to sit next to someone.
|
|
|
Post by Mr Snow on Mar 22, 2019 13:26:40 GMT
So life's always fair?
If you don't want the window seat, then you wont mind me heading for it.
I did it on Tuesday. Front row of the bus and I was on for 45 mins. The lady was still in the outside seat when I got off.
I'm afraid I'm unrepentant on this one. Same goes for those who put a small bag on the seat next to them, "Excuse me..."
|
|
999 posts
|
Post by Backdrifter on Mar 22, 2019 14:26:24 GMT
I've had instances of going to my seat, mid-row to find a coat in/on my seat and been tutted at when asked to move the coat. How very dare I inconvenience someone by wanting to sit in the seat I've paid for. What the hell is wrong with these people? How do they get to be like that? You remind me of an occasion when I'd grown so fed up of people on crowded trains occupying a spare seat with their stuff, and - on being approached by someone wanting the seat - staring blankly ahead in the manner of someone on the street whose dog is sh*tting half a metre away, the sigh and tut I got when asking her to move her stuff made me snap and I asked if her bag and coat had paid for a ticket. In the scenario you described I'd ask the same thing.
|
|
999 posts
|
Post by Backdrifter on Mar 22, 2019 14:31:47 GMT
there were a couple of nice stalls, so I bought them both (2 for the price of 1). Interval ends, orchestra starts and this woman leaps gazelle like from the aisle over peoples knees and into my "spare" seat, which had my coat on it, chucking my coat at me...; I could have been miffed but I really couldn't be arsed. Just a shame she didn't think to approach me and ask in the interval. Blimey. Most here are so nice. I absolutely would have showed her my pair of tickets and denied her the seat. See my earlier post - this is an occasion I'd have been able to say my bag and coat really did have their own ticket. As you say, had she been polite enough to enquire first I might have let her.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2019 14:59:19 GMT
So life's always fair? If you don't want the window seat, then you wont mind me heading for it. I did it on Tuesday. Front row of the bus and I was on for 45 mins. The lady was still in the outside seat when I got off. I'm afraid I'm unrepentant on this one. Same goes for those who put a small bag on the seat next to them, "Excuse me..." No one is saying you can’t have the window seat. But by your own admission you seem intent on making it uncomfortable for the person who opts not to sit in that seat, as if they deserve it for having the ordacity not to take the window seat themselves. I’m merely pointing out there is are valid reasons not to sit next to the window. It seems you have a sort of resentment for actually having to speak to someone to gain access, and feel making their journey uncomfortable in return is justified.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2019 19:17:38 GMT
So life's always fair? If you don't want the window seat, then you wont mind me heading for it. I did it on Tuesday. Front row of the bus and I was on for 45 mins. The lady was still in the outside seat when I got off. I'm afraid I'm unrepentant on this one. Same goes for those who put a small bag on the seat next to them, "Excuse me..." I'll let you through to take the window seat no problem if that's what you want, but me choosing to sit in the outside seat rather than the window doesn't give you any right to take up more than your allocated space. I have a knee problem and sometime need to discreetly stretch my leg out, so will always pick an aisle seat for any bus journey over 10 mins or so.
|
|
5,707 posts
|
Post by lynette on Mar 22, 2019 19:46:12 GMT
So life's always fair? If you don't want the window seat, then you wont mind me heading for it. I did it on Tuesday. Front row of the bus and I was on for 45 mins. The lady was still in the outside seat when I got off. I'm afraid I'm unrepentant on this one. Same goes for those who put a small bag on the seat next to them, "Excuse me..." I'll let you through to take the window seat no problem if that's what you want, but me choosing to sit in the outside seat rather than the window doesn't give you any right to take up more than your allocated space. I have a knee problem and sometime need to discreetly stretch my leg out, so will always pick an aisle seat for any bus journey over 10 mins or so. So we shall need to allocate seats very carefully on the coach for the outing, people.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2019 22:05:41 GMT
I'll let you through to take the window seat no problem if that's what you want, but me choosing to sit in the outside seat rather than the window doesn't give you any right to take up more than your allocated space. I have a knee problem and sometime need to discreetly stretch my leg out, so will always pick an aisle seat for any bus journey over 10 mins or so. So we shall need to allocate seats very carefully on the coach for the outing, people. Yes please, but other than that I'm low maintenance - I bring my own neck pillow rather than using the shoulder of the person beside me. And I can always be relied upon to have snacks.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2019 23:27:56 GMT
Coats on seats is a perennial problem,but there is often very little space in which to put the damn things.Put them under your own seat and you wonder if half the content of the concessions stand is going to end up spilt or tipped on your coat by whoever is behind you or if you are going to accidentally pick said coat up the wrong way and lose your keys, phone spilling out. Associated with this issue is the vexed matter of restrictive legroom in some of the rather arcane theatres across this land.Remember going to the Grand in Wolverhampton and ‘chancing’ it in ‘the gods’. As a 6ft plus guy,I felt like a contortionist as I tried to squeeze my frame into the allotted space.A beautifully-designed theatre,but my goodness humans must have been miniscule creatures back in the day! The legendary theatremonkey is absolutely brill at giving accurate info on legroom and other related issues of comfort in London theatres Taking lots of shopping bags into theatres in city venues may be frowned upon, but often a trip to the theatre is part of a full day out which includes a spot of shopping. Theatre patrons should expect to have a pleasurable experience in line with a visit to a quality cinema.Prices are sky high for the theatre so why should we accept a second- rate experience?
|
|
4,156 posts
|
Post by kathryn on Mar 23, 2019 16:35:04 GMT
Had a coat on seat experience at Waitress last night. I went with pausing in front of it (it was the only seat empty right in the middle of the row), looking at it pointedly, looking at my ticket and saying ‘I’m H12?’ in a puzzled voice. The guy took the hint and moved it.
|
|
256 posts
|
Post by grannyjx6 on Mar 24, 2019 23:25:58 GMT
I sat next to a lady at Victoria ballet the other day, she had her coat originally on my seat (end of row so I can spread one leg into the isle) and always wait until the last minute to sit down purely so I don't have to keep getting up and down for people to pass. She picked the coat up and put it on her knee, on which she already had a cardigan, shopping bag, handbag etc. They then announced phones to be switched off, and same lady waded through all her belongings, finally managing to switch the phone off 2 minutes after the performance started. The coat/bags/cardi kept catching my legs as she wriggled around getting comfy and then getting the bag of sweets out, plus taking up all the shared arm rest. There was a fair bit of room under the seat (I had my coat, cardi and bag under mine) but she didn't put anything there. I would have moved myself but the circle was completely full.
|
|
423 posts
|
Post by schuttep on Mar 25, 2019 8:55:27 GMT
I love it when a coat draped over the back of the seat in front of me has a hood. Somewhere to store my empty ice cream carton.
Just kidding, of course...
|
|