So....what do you do?

I'm a rent boy

I'm a credit controller which is even less exciting in real life than it is when you read it in text (or 'parasite' as Al Murray put it when he asked me what I do for a living)

I work in homeless hostels, mainly with those with alcohol/drug dependencies. It's fun apart from when they die or tell u u raped them in a past life.
Out of work I pretend to write plays (I write them then my crippling self doubt/functioning alcoholism throttles my creativity so I burn them) or spend my life on a theatre forum that feeds into my personal hatred.
When I'm feeling good I like to drink martinis and pretend to be female

I just completed my degree in Theatre & Professional Practice and am a Bar Supervisor at the Bedford Corn Exchange,

Full time carer for my visually impaired partner and my autistic daughter, though when I do get free time my alter ego writes plot lines for extreme haunt attractions

I work for the boys in blue (no not the smurfs) and I am also a volunteer at a well known London theatre.

I'm a hotel receptionist.

I'm a permanent temp. I know that should be a contradiction in terms but I've been temping for the same company for over 9 years so it's the best description I can come up with.

I'm a cat-herder... that is, working on a transformation programme for a company where the need for change is mostly viewed with varying degrees of extreme suspicion (isn't it always?).

I am a journal production editor. I do the production side of getting people's research published in academic journals, online and in print.

Retired. Was a part-time Primary teaching assistant for 15 years. Spend as much time as possible now walking/exploring the beautiful countryside and coast we've moved to.