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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 7, 2017 6:11:29 GMT
Will you be arriving early to partake in the "immersive experience" at The Vaults? 60's themed pop-up shops and food stalls etc (I wonder what 60's themed food consists of?).
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Post by theatremadness on Aug 7, 2017 11:02:24 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2017 11:22:27 GMT
Will you be arriving early to partake in the "immersive experience" at The Vaults? 60's themed pop-up shops and food stalls etc (I wonder what 60's themed food consists of?). I'm guessing it might involve cheese and pineapple on sticks stuck into a foil wrapped grapefruit and perhaps some spam washed down with a nice glass of Blue Nun. Invite to Tom Bateman sent.
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 7, 2017 12:07:18 GMT
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Post by The Matthew on Aug 7, 2017 14:21:15 GMT
There is also a private, 'clothing optional' performance on 11th Nov 2017. If I had a ticket for the next performance I would now be feeling distinctly uneasy, and probably considering shopping for disposable cushions.
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 7, 2017 17:49:47 GMT
Nice to see you were on this before Mark Shenton who just tweeted it. Ten points.
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Post by theatremadness on Aug 7, 2017 18:03:34 GMT
Nice to see you were on this before Mark Shenton who just tweeted it. Ten points. Oo well would you look at that! Ta, I'll keep those points safe Or is it because...? Could it be...? Am I...??
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 7, 2017 18:05:48 GMT
Nice to see you were on this before Mark Shenton who just tweeted it. Ten points. Oo well would you look at that! Ta, I'll keep those points safe Or is it because...? Could it be...? Am I...?? *falls to knees* we are not worthy.
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 7, 2017 18:07:00 GMT
When I say falls to knees... I didn't mean...
I mean... give an inch and they take....
Gulp....
Nooooo!
Never mind!
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Post by theatremadness on Aug 7, 2017 18:14:26 GMT
When I say falls to knees... I didn't mean... I mean... give an inch and they take.... Gulp.... Nooooo! Never mind! Congratulations - you now work for The Stage! Fear ye not, there is, of course, only room for one Bear on this board!!
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Post by Honoured Guest on Aug 7, 2017 19:17:57 GMT
If I had a ticket for the next performance I would now be feeling distinctly uneasy, and probably considering shopping for disposable cushions. Audiences at the clothing optional performance are advised to bring a sarong or towel to sit on during the performance, so don't worry too much. This does solve the vexing, perennial problem of what to wear to the theatre.
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 8, 2017 13:44:00 GMT
Anyway if this is clothing optional, what's to stop some old perv (me) going along fully dressed and scoring myself an eyeful of free bum and willy?
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Post by The Matthew on Aug 8, 2017 15:26:41 GMT
"You said we could dress or not as we choose. I choose to wear my Coat Of Many Cameras."
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Post by TallPaul on Aug 9, 2017 17:22:36 GMT
The clothing optional performance has made Page 3...of The Times.
Invitations have been sent to naturists clubs, life-modelling classes and "clothing optional research groups". No, me neither!
Staff reserve the right to restrict access to anyone behaving inappropriately.
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 9, 2017 21:28:36 GMT
Brilliant publicity stunt.
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Post by anthony40 on Aug 9, 2017 21:32:34 GMT
If I had a ticket for the next performance I would now be feeling distinctly uneasy, and probably considering shopping for disposable cushions. Audiences at the clothing optional performance are advised to bring a sarong or towel to sit on during the performance, so don't worry too much. This does solve the vexing, perennial problem of what to wear to the theatre. And with splinters in your ass you look forward to the grass on Sundays!
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Post by anthony40 on Aug 9, 2017 21:33:19 GMT
Anyway if this is clothing optional, what's to stop some old perv (me) going along fully dressed and scoring myself an eyeful of free bum and willy? Ah, bless ya BurlyBeaR!
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Post by TallPaul on Aug 10, 2017 9:27:49 GMT
Brilliant publicity stunt. Cynic!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 12:44:41 GMT
Just booked - and ewww (print your own tickets). I wasn't allocated a seat either, so is it unreserved in the colour that you pay for?
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 11, 2017 15:42:02 GMT
Just booked - and ewww (print your own tickets). I wasn't allocated a seat either, so is it unreserved in the colour that you pay for? For nuddy night?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 17:12:15 GMT
Just booked - and ewww (print your own tickets). I wasn't allocated a seat either, so is it unreserved in the colour that you pay for? For nuddy night? If I had my 18 year old self's body back, perhaps. But alas, not - I'm going the week before, thankfully.
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Post by raiseitup on Aug 16, 2017 15:45:58 GMT
Ahem...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2017 16:17:10 GMT
Oh I mean seriously, that is all just too easy even for me.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2017 16:35:35 GMT
Well, if you dont do it....
So is he now going to be known as Andy CoxOut?
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Post by singularsensation10 on Aug 16, 2017 17:58:40 GMT
Andy Coxon...... 👀👀👀 hello....
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Post by distantcousin on Aug 16, 2017 18:13:52 GMT
So, when I saw it with friends in manc, at the end the cast invite the audience to get up and dance. Being a miserable bleeder I folded my arms and hunkered down as did my group of 5. I only found out after that we were THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE who didn't get up. I feel terrible about it, but also quite good. Anyway if you're going, get up and dance at the end. Or not. You boring bitch!! I'll be up there with the best of them!
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Aug 16, 2017 18:39:31 GMT
So, when I saw it with friends in manc, at the end the cast invite the audience to get up and dance. Being a miserable bleeder I folded my arms and hunkered down as did my group of 5. I only found out after that we were THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE who didn't get up. I feel terrible about it, but also quite good. Anyway if you're going, get up and dance at the end. Or not. You boring bitch!! I'll be up there with the best of them! Yes it's an ideal opportunity for the attention-hungry
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Post by showtoones on Aug 16, 2017 20:13:06 GMT
It says on londontheatre.co.uk that Shekina McFarlane is playing Claude. Is that a typo and she's playing Dionne? Why would a woman play Claude?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2017 22:04:14 GMT
Adny Coxon is fanstasic! If he is anything like he was tonight, hes gonna be amazing!
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Post by wickedgrin on Aug 16, 2017 23:40:01 GMT
Tickets for this are expensive for a fringe venue
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