I Lost my Heart to a Draught Excluder!

So there I was, stationary at the usual conglomeration of roundabouts on this warm sunny morning, window down, singing along to Bob Marley:

Listeria! Little Darlin', Listeria! Come on baby!
Come on and Listeria! Little darling. Listeria! O-oh!
It's been a long long time, yeah!
(Listeria! Listeria! Stir it together!)

I thought maybe it would be best to wind the window up before I got to my version of Is This Love?

I wanna love you and treat you right
I wanna love you every day and every night
We'll be together with a roof rack over our heads
We'll share the shelter of my single bed.

So I was wondering. Whether it's Marley singing about nasty afflictions, Sarah Brightman falling in love with long, knitted snakes or Madonna screaming about Anna Friel, what are your mis-heard lyrics?