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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2017 13:56:59 GMT
Runt Sweat Charity and recently ended a run at The Charrig Cross Theatre W*nk! (although it doesn't work when you have to use an apostrophe instead of an "a") Do we have to use an apostrophe instead of an "a" in "Wank"? Perhaps one of the moderators can advise. I have the impression that this website is fairly liberal and if Charlie Stemp's Dick and that of John Barrowman can be freely discussed then I don't see any objection to the occasional Wank. Administration? BTW This query is raised in a humorous fashion! Would you have any objection to a more frequent Wank, tony? I mean, not daily or anything silly like that. (I'm asking on behalf of a friend, that's all... ) Edit: I think you're right to refer it to the Mods. I'm sure they don't mind the occasional Wank.
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Post by tonyloco on Sept 17, 2017 14:16:40 GMT
Would you have any objection to a more frequent Wank, tony? I mean, not daily or anything silly like that. (I'm asking on behalf of a friend, that's all... ) I was of course speaking metaphorically, which is about all one can do after one turns 80! I don't wish to lower the tone of this discussion but I am reminded of the definition of the ages of man: Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly Try oysters Try anything Try to remember
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Post by hulmeman on Sept 17, 2017 14:42:38 GMT
You are all very rude and clearly it has got out of hand.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2017 14:54:32 GMT
I agree. We need to be taken in hand. Where are the Mods?
Mods! MODS!!
They do seem unusually quiet this afternoon.
To be fair to them though I reckon they've got their hands full with more important matters.
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Post by tonyloco on Sept 17, 2017 15:18:40 GMT
You are all very rude and clearly it has got out of hand. Hulmeman, if you think that's rude then you must lead a very sheltered life. Just jesting again! And what about Caiaphas's new avatar. Is he impersonating J. Arthur Wank?
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Post by The Matthew on Sept 17, 2017 15:51:51 GMT
If we can't use "wank" then we can't call the president of the United States a wankpuffin, and if we can't do that then I really don't see any point in being on the Internet at all. (Way to bring respect to the office of president, Mr Trump.)
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Post by Jon on Sept 17, 2017 15:54:34 GMT
If we can't use "wank" then we can't call the president of the United States a wankpuffin, and if we can't do that then I really don't see any point in being on the Internet at all. (Way to bring respect to the office of president, Mr Trump.) Why can we use wank but not sh*t or sh*te?
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Post by Tibidabo on Sept 17, 2017 16:31:09 GMT
@caiaphas you are making me giggle with your awards. However, would it be wrong of me to be very slightly surprised that you went to a school that offered CSEs? I kind of had you down for having done your A levels in the fifth form.
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Post by Dawnstar on Sept 17, 2017 16:57:13 GMT
Return to the Forbidden Plant Belatedly reading this thread. This one sounds like a sequel to Little Shop Of Horrors!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2017 17:02:43 GMT
@caiaphas you are making me giggle with your awards. However, would it be wrong of me to be very slightly surprised that you went to a school that offered CSEs? I kind of had you down for having done your A levels in the fifth form. My dear Tibidabo Bbc, you flatter me. Truth is, now prompted to dredge my memory for all my accomplishments, awards, accolades and whatnot I now realise that I am much cleverer than I ever thought I was! To think I have let careers pass me by... I have tried to list all my qualifications in one go; alas I am limited to the number of characters dictated by ProBoards or whoever it is that governs us. Fear not for I shall continue to blow my own trumpet (not one of my talents actually although I have tried many times ) over the coming weeks. ** puffs chest **
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Post by Tibidabo on Sept 17, 2017 17:21:08 GMT
Dear @caiaphas - it is, indeed, such fun dredging up these memories of past achievements (no one has yet guessed what my bbc stands for (won 3 times in succession, gloaty gloat!) and claimed their £5.)
I am now trying to remember which level B.A.G.A I reached in gymnastics.....
Love, Tibidabo Bbc, GCE domestic science.xx
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Post by tonyloco on Sept 17, 2017 18:18:12 GMT
Dear caiaphas CSE percussion music - it is, indeed, such fun dredging up these memories of past achievements (no one has yet guessed what my bbc stands for (won 3 times in succession, gloaty gloat!) and claimed their £5.) I am now trying to remember which level B.A.G.A I reached in gymnastics..... Love, Tibidabo Bbc, GCE domestic science.xx Very interesting, but I think you will all have to dredge deeply to surpass Grammy Nominated. Of course you can all sneer and say 'Yes, but you didn't win!' to which I can only reply: 'I wus robbed!'
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2017 18:44:04 GMT
Dear caiaphas CSE percussion music - it is, indeed, such fun dredging up these memories of past achievements (no one has yet guessed what my bbc stands for (won 3 times in succession, gloaty gloat!) and claimed their £5.) I am now trying to remember which level B.A.G.A I reached in gymnastics..... Love, Tibidabo Bbc, GCE domestic science.xx Very interesting, but I think you will all have to dredge deeply to surpass Grammy Nominated. Of course you can all sneer and say 'Yes, but you didn't win!' to which I can only reply: 'I wus robbed!' I didn't have to dredge nearly as deeply as you thought I might have to: my Granny nominated me for the Kind Citizen Award when I was in Class Four. And I bloody well won!!! Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner! (I like a challenge. I am working on Tibidabo's bbc...)
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Post by tonyloco on Sept 17, 2017 18:58:23 GMT
Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner! (I like a challenge. I am working on Tibidabo's bbc...) I think you are one 'ner' short, caiaphas CSE percussion music. And I am looking forward to your solving Tibidabo's bbc, which I hope is not as rude as my brain tells me it might be!
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Post by Tibidabo on Sept 17, 2017 19:26:20 GMT
Dear Tony Grainy nominated etc etc.
You may be closer to that £5 than you realise.
Love,
Tibidabo Bbc, Trypod-lashing Badge, 6th Roxteth Guides.
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Post by dippy on Sept 17, 2017 19:26:30 GMT
I am now trying to remember which level B.A.G.A I reached in gymnastics..... BAGA! I did those, I did them when they were sponsored by kitekat so there was always that cat on the certificates.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2017 20:46:45 GMT
Yes I agree all these Dick jokes need to be taken in hand, we aren't at a drag show darlings!
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Post by Dawnstar on Sept 17, 2017 20:47:43 GMT
I am now trying to remember which level B.A.G.A I reached in gymnastics..... BAGA! I did those, I did them when they were sponsored by kitekat so there was always that cat on the certificates. That rings a bell, I think I did them too. I seem to recall managing to get a couple of badges despite being pretty lousy at gymnastics, as I was at all sports. (The only time I won anything at Sports Day was a certificate for coming 3rd in an egg & spoon race. There were only 4 entrants & in 4th place was my best friend, who has cerebral palsy.)
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Post by dippy on Sept 17, 2017 21:58:04 GMT
It was very easy to get the awards, a little bit of research led to me finding what you had to do. Here's what you had to do to get level 6 (easiest level) and here's what you had to do for level 1. Then after that I think there were bronze, silver and gold but I don't remember if they were still kitekat. Anyway that's all wildly off topic, hmm, I guess we've always got Christopher Plummer's The Sound of Mucus but that doesn't quite fit the rule of changing one letter. Here are some ideas, sorry if anything has been repeated: Bales in Arms - Set during the grass cutting season Bells are Singing - About a group of bell ringers Flood Brothers Hats - I'd watch this over Cats! Halt a Sixpence - Giant sixpence needs stopping as it rolls down a hill Into the Words - sounds so boring Show Moat - Sandcastle competition for the best moat Starfight Express - Intergalactic star battles Tick, Sick... Boom! Top Cat Whistle down the Wand Nicked - Musical about police in Oz
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Post by tonyloco on Sept 18, 2017 11:29:18 GMT
BTW and off this particular thread, in response to a question from Mr Snow on another thread, I found a picture of one of my regular music hall and variety artists, Kent Baker, taken in the bar at Theatre Royal, Stratford East, with Toni Palmer doing the bar entertainment in the days when Ken Hill and Caroline Eves were running the theatre after Joan Littlewood had left. The handsome devil playing the piano is of course yours truly. As I can't seem to get jpegs from my computer into my posts I will use the pic as my avatar for a while. Kent also appeared in some of Joan Littlewood's later shows and was also in some of Ken Hill's adventure shows like 'Land of the Dinosaurs'.
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Post by emsworthian on Sept 18, 2017 11:53:32 GMT
For Bollywood fans and drag queens : An American In Saris
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Post by Dawnstar on Sept 18, 2017 16:45:09 GMT
Halt a Sixpence - Giant sixpence needs stopping as it rolls down a hill Show Moat - Sandcastle competition for the best moat Starfight Express - Intergalactic star battles Nicked - Musical about police in Oz I quite fancy seeing these ones! If I remember correctly, Into The Words is Forbidden Broadway's parody of Into The Woods/Sondheim in general.
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Post by maggiem on Sept 20, 2017 14:47:16 GMT
Hedwig and the Angry Finch Or ( if you're a Harry Potter fan) Hedwig and the Angry Filch
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Post by Cardinal Pirelli on Nov 30, 2017 12:34:23 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2017 13:52:22 GMT
They didn't even mention the best ones like Analtasia and Chitty Chitty Gang Bang.
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Post by No. on Nov 30, 2017 21:16:25 GMT
Kent (I don't know why or how)
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