Aha! I see we have a cull pending, reminiscent of that which occurred in Pequot. I can only hope no badgers are among us as we do not wish for extinction - the like of which happened to the Tecopa Pupfish during the Hanovian onslaught of 1842. Surviving players need to proceed with caution.
Oh, it's getting serious now. Time for the Barnum Flim-Flam Defence:
Oi, you leave me out of this Monkey...last time I got involved in a game of Mornington Crescent there was nearly an international incident. Luckily nameless government forces managed to hush it up. But it would still probably get flagged up on my file. And the last thing we need is a raid on the Threatreboard clubhouse.