Painful on every level... Poor Mel, stuck in the back room. Poor Graham, made to wear those shiny suits at his age. Poor Gary B, being made to do that opening number... (Who made him do it?) Oh, and the poor brothers and sisters who have to look pleased for their siblings.
Is it performed on La Soiree's stage?
Such an inappropriately macho play area out back too.
(I thought I had a big quiff... I'm gonna hafta getma selfa hat.)